When spellcheck first became popular, there was somewhat of an elegiacal interlocutory fracas by those who practiced the antediluvian deification of autochthonous language and viewed a deteriorating emphasis on canonical spelling as an almost sacrilegious demarche against the euonym and akin to vivisepulture. After all, who would need to learn how to spell when computers could not only recognize the mistakes but suggest corrections? Might one day all languages simply become the Ursprache of computer code? Dire naysayers nearly drove themselves to the sanitarium and years of psychiatry and therapy by predicting the end of meticulosity and asceticism, the death of elucubrate and intelligible writing, and a promiscuous reliance by the Laodicean pococurante on the spellcheck feature.
Clearly, those cynics had never been to the Scripps National Spelling Bee or they would have been insouciant about the eudaemonic prospicience of spelling. For almost 90 years, students have been gathering to compete for the place of top speller. And for many, it is part of a lifelong milieu of words and communication, as revealed in this vignette by Yan Zhong, the Skype Program Manager who qualified two years in a row to compete in the National Spelling Bee.
Even in a world of auto-correct, spelling is clearly still important. There are over five thousand Bing queries every day that start with “how to spell” and an entire team at Bing devoted to the many misspellings people make when they search, a part of Microsoft’s vouchsafe to a support of language. A few facts from their reports:
· The word people most use search to help them spell isn’t even a real word: the most common “how to spell” query is “how to spell supercalifragilistic”. The most common real word query? “How to spell acknowledgement”.
· Even simple sounding celebrity names can be tricky. Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus both have 192 recognized search spelling variations. Arnold Schwarzenegger only has 37.
· What query has the most variations? YouTube, with an astounding 4,155 alternates.
Microsoft is proud to be the technology lyceum of this year’s Bee and a supporter of students in education everywhere, with or without a knack for spelling. We see spellcheck not as spoliator but as yet another way of helping kids love language. As part of our Bing in the Classroom program, we’ve been creating special digital literacy-focused Spelling Bee lessons alongside our regular lesson plans, and you can join in the fun with our free Spelling Bees app, exclusively for Windows 8.
You may be wondering about the logorrhea of this post, but it was simply an attempt to use as many Bee-winning words as a sort of appoggiatura guerdon and not as a guetapens or succedaneum for simplicity. Those used in the post include:
1929 – asceticism
1930 – fracas
1932 – knack
1934 – deteriorating
1935 – intelligible
1937 – promiscuous
1938 – sanitarium
1939 – canonical
1940 – therapy
1942 – sacrilegious
1948 – psychiatry
1951 – insouciant
1952 – vignette
1960 – eudaemonic
1969 – interlocutory
1973 – vouchsafe
1978 – deification
1980 – elucubrate
1985 – milieu
1988 – elegiacal
1989 – spoliator
1992 – lyceum
1994 – antediluvian
1996 – vivisepulture
1997 – euonym
1999 – logorrhea
2000 – demarche
2001 – succedaneum
2002 – prospicience
2003 – pococurante
2004 – autochthonous
2005 – appoggiatura
2006 – Ursprache
2008 – guerdon
2009 – Laodicean
2012 – guetapens
– Matt Wallaert, Behavioral Scientist at Bing